AMERICAN IDIOCY or THE PRICE OF GAS VS COFFEE

EARTHMOVER recently received this email , one of those to be forwarded along to inform others about a current issue involving Starbucks Coffee..as follows, verbatim:

(quote):
"-------Original Message-------
Subject: re: Starbucks

Guess I won't be drinking coffee at Starbucks anymore! ! !
Recently Marines in Iraq wrote to Starbucks because they wanted to let them know how much they liked their coffees and to request that they send some of it to the troops there. Starbucks replied, telling the Marines thank you for their support of their business, but that Starbucks does not support the war, nor anyone in it, and that they would not send the troops their brand of coffee.

So as not to offend Starbucks, maybe we should not support them by buying any of their products! I feel we should get this out in the open. I know this war might not be very popular with some folks, but that doesn't mean we don't support the boys on the ground fighting street -to-street and house-to-house.

If you feel the same as I do then pass this along, or you can discard it and no one will never know.

Thanks very much for your support. I know you'll all be there again when I deploy once more.

Semper Fidelis.Sgt. Howard C. Wright 1st Force Recon Co 1st Plt PLT PLEASE DON'T DELETE THIS . ALLOW IT TO BE PASSED TO ALL IN MEMORY OF ALL THE TROOPS WHO HAVE DIED SO THAT WE MAY HAVE THE RIGHT TO CHOOSE TO SUPPORT THEM OR NOT! ! !

Also, don't forget that when the Twin Trade Towers were hit the fire fighters and rescue workers went to Starbucks because it was close by for water for the survivors and workers and Starbucks charged them! ! !
JUST A NOTE TO THIS; STARBUCKS HAD STORES ON SEVERAL MILITARY BASES IN THE UNITED STATES. THEY ARE NOW BEING REMOVED!!!!!" (end quote)

EARTHMOVERS REPLY :

Gee whiz..STARBUCKS wont send coffee to our soldiers in action? Hell, I've been boycotting STARBUCKS since they opened...this is just ONE MORE REASON to avoid the place like the plague and STOP paying ridiculously high prices for coffee !!!
Americans wonder why people around the world think we are NUTS..we wonder why oil companies have no compassion for over charging , literally price gouging us on gas prices when oil corporations are reportedly making RECORD PROFITS...we wonder why the price of a barrel of oil keeps skyrocketing and why the Saudis and other Arabs have turned their backs on us, squeezing us for more money by the day...

Why...? I'll tell you why !

Because Americans have made coffee venues like STARBUCKS rich , profitable and ever expanding even in a slow economy by paying ...lets see , by my breakdown from a STARBUCKS menu..the scenerios are as follows:
(GET OUT YOUR CALCULATORS FOLKS! )

1. An 'ECONOMY' 'low octane' regular coffee is $1.40 for a 12 oz cup. 12 oz x 12 factor (or servings) would equal approximately 1 Gallon. 12 x $1.40 = a MEASLY $16.80 / GALLON !

2. A 'Medium grade' / '89 octane' coffee drink , say a latte or cappacino, is cheap right at $2.55 for a 12 ounce cup ...which equates to ONLY $30.66 per GALLON !

3. A Premium 'high test' (only baby boomers remember this terminology) or 92 high octane coffee drink at your precious STARBUCKS... say a 'Mocha Valencia' is a mere $3.50 for a 12 ouncer, which equates to $42.00 PER GALLON...now..add TAX to that and you are up to $45 PER GALLON !!!

4. Now add the price of (conservatively ) 1-2 gallons of GASOLINE to get to and from your favorite Starbucks that you FOOLS will go 3-10 MILES OUT OF YOUR WAY FOR (this is documented ) you are now paying ...
OVER $50.00 PER GALLON FOR FREAKIN COFFEE YOU IDIOTS!

CA CHING..I HEARD THE CASH REGISTERS ROAR !!!
GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE...?

If you've never ever listened to Earl Pitts , you need to!
In his (quote) infamous words .."WAKE UP AMERICA! "
http://www.earlpitts.us/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earl_Pitts_(radio_character)

SIGNED WITH A SIGH,

UNBELIEVABLY,

" EARTHMOVER "

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